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Apr

Whoever Invented Icy Hot is a Genius

When my 9am-5pm working world suddenly changed into a 5pm-3am world, I learned two important lessons…

I never again want to spend my days in a 9-5 suit&tie career working for someone else’s dream. I also learned that I don’t want to spend many more nocturnal nights around drunkster’s. My goal lately has been to find a happy medium between the two lifestyles. 

I do a lot of yoga… a lot meaning 4ish times a week so I decided that I might as well get certified to teach and get paid for all this stretching.  I have to have a certain amount of practicing hours before I’m official… basically, it’s about a million. 

Borrowing Jay Z’s “impossible takes a week” attitude, I’m trying to get this done ASAP. I’ve done 9 hours this week, it’s Tuesday.

Icy Hot is my new best friend, I’m basically bathing in the stuff and hoping nobody notices that I have this minty odor omitting from my pores.